Privacy Policy

Privacy Policy, put's forth every effort to ensure the privacy and security of information that you share with us online. In addition, we urge you to take steps to protect the privacy of your personal information, such as safeguarding your passwords and logging off of the website after submitting personal information.

Our privacy policy explains the information practices we use at related to:

  • How we protect your information
  • How we use your information
  • How to contact us about privacy

Our site links to a limited number of other websites. is not responsible for the content or the privacy policies of these websites. We encourage you to read the privacy statements for each website you visit. will occasionally update this privacy policy as changes to the site necessitate it. We encourage you to periodically review this policy to be informed of how we are protecting your information (HINT: We're not).

How do we protect your information?

Our website has a number of security measures in place to protect against the loss, misuse or alteration of the information under our control. Computer systems have restricted access limited only to those persons and organizations necessary to its proper functioning. This access applies to all electronic and physical security measures. Highly sensitive data is additionally secured through the use of encryption, such as the Secure Socket Layer (SSL) protocol. Our servers are located in a secure environment, protect by a giant fucking ogre.

How do we use the information you provide?

Any information submitted to us will only be used for internal business, We will never sell or exchange your information to any other third party under any circumstances unless we decide that we want to and then we'll do it without hesitation. Remember, all your base are belong to us.

IP Addresses and Log File Data:

We log IP address, which is the location of your computer or network on the Internet, for systems administration and troubleshooting purposes. We also use page hits in the aggregate to track the popularity of pages that people visit in order to improve the quality of the site. We also collect some other information, but nothing you haven't already shared on your facebook profile.

Information on Children:

Because we care about the safety and privacy of children online, we comply with the Children's Online Privacy Protection Act of 1998 (COPPA). COPPA and its accompanying FTC regulations establish United States federal law that protects the privacy of children using the Internet. We do not knowingly contact or collect personal information from children under 13... I mean, we're not catholic priests, we're not interested in children at all. Our site is not intended to solicit information of any kind from children under 13 (in fact, since it's a known fact that gay guys are super hot, we have no need to solicit anyone), and we have designed our sites to block our knowing acceptance of information from children under 13 whenever age-related information is requested. However, it's not our job to police your children. If you don't want to take the time to be involved with your child and know exactly what they're doing online, then perhaps you should have used a condom.

How to contact us about privacy?

If you have any questions about our privacy policy, corrections to the information we have collected from you online, the practices of this site or your interaction with this website, please contact us at privacy [*at*] stotan [*dot*] org. By sending an email to that address you agree that you will buy any of our members a drink if you see them.

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